We know the story that one can’t serve two masters, but what about three masters?

This brings us to The Three Ring Circus of “Clarabell the Clown” on the County Commission.

Step right up, folks! Welcome to the grand, bizarre, and highly dysfunctional County Commission show! In our latest act, we’ve got a Commissioner who’s got three masters to serve. And no, we’re not kidding. So grab your popcorn and settle in because this tale is as darkly comical as it gets.

Meet our newly appointed (not elected) Commissioner Andriola, or as some affectionately call her, “Android.” It seems like someone has programmed her to vote with the Commies, even though she’s a Republican on paper. It matters not what her constituents want, she does what she’s programmed to do. But that’s not all. She’s also been dubbed “Clarabell the Clown” after her legendary circus-worthy performances.

Android Andriola?

Clara the Clown?

Not sure which name you prefer? Well, it doesn’t matter because her representation is the real punchline here.

Now, let’s dive into the mystery of the three-ring circus she’s running. As a Commissioner, Andriola is tasked with representing the good folks of District 4. But her bizarre voting habits suggest she’s also serving a second, hidden master (cue ominous music). But wait, there’s more! She’s also the ringmaster of the Rodeo, where she claims to work full time, clocking in 40 hours a week and earning a cool $97,861 a year.

Add to that her $75,000 annual salary as a County Commissioner, plus perks and all the newly appointed boards she sits on, and you’ve got yourself a highly paid android that seems to have figured out how to work 24 hours a day. Impressive, right? But for us mere mortals who need sleep, family time, and that elusive work-life balance, it begs the question: how on earth is she juggling both jobs?

But the real riddle here is: who’s pulling Android’s strings and having her vote with the commies? The plot thickens, and our curiosity grows.

Let’s not forget the other colorful characters in our county circus: Mariluz “Sometimes lives In Her District too” Garcia, who, if witnesses and evidence are right, should never have been running for office (let alone win), and Comrade Hill-Insky, who somehow “defeated” Berkbigler – who we can prove didn’t. A claim backed by an $80,000 challenge to prove us wrong, by the way.

So here we are, friends, stuck in this laughably dark comedy of errors. We’ve traded in our sexual predator commissioner, Hotdog, for a clown who votes with commies. Enough is enough, and the joke’s on us!

As they say, for evil to prevail, good people do nothing. The media isn’t shining a spotlight or sunlight on this farce, so it’s up to you. Share this post far and wide, and let’s put an end to the clown show.



Remember, one can only serve one master; how can Clara serve three? The Commission, the Rodeo, and her programmer to vote with the commies.

We’ve only just begun exposing these clowns.

These thoughts, statements, and opinions are my own, not of any club, committee, organization, etc.

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