There are many on the left, blushing, running for cover, disowning, deciding not to endorse and give funds to old Lefty Lungar Lyngar.

Even the left is saying the dude has gone too far and doesn’t represent us.

So who does he represent?

Imagine, if you will, Lefty Lungar Lyngar becomes our commissioner….

In this horrifying imaginary fictional scenario, our new representative tells us,

“although someday I’d like to run for my local school board, I doubt I ever will. The single biggest factor holding me back (in my own mind) is the fact that I’m an outspoken atheist. I’m not only “out of the closet”; I’ve also written quite a lot that can be mined for nuggets to discredit me as a human being.”

We’re baffled as to how he got elected but roll with it. We come to him with concerns about our county health programs, issues facing our most precious retirees, etc., and he tells us,

“But I’m lucky. I have a job and health benefits. Because Gout is not life threatening, if I didn’t have the money, I would have just had to suffer through needless pain. Poor people who can’t afford crazy drug prices can always afford weed or hard alcohol, but that seems like a shitty way to do business.”

We wonder, what does he mean?

Poor people who can’t afford drug prices can always afford weed or hard alcohol?

Many of our seniors are poor, on fixed incomes, and unable to afford the treatment they need.

Does that mean they are spending their money on hard alcohol and weed?

I think we can all agree there are many forms of being poor, poor in taste, poor in morals, poor in character, poor in health, and of course, just plain poor in money.

We dust ourselves off, thinking maybe he just misgeneralized the majority of the county, as many here are considered poor. We think maybe he didn’t mean it that way?

We then hear him go into a rant about his son’s penis;

“There is nothing more beautiful than Ray Ray’s penis, but I won’t be seeing it much longer because he just turned four. His days of running around the house naked with penis flapping and wild blond hair flying is coming to an end. My feelings about his penis have no unseemly connotations. I’m just fascinated by it because it’s totally unlike mine— Ray Ray is uncircumcised.
Ray Ray isn’t my only son. I have another, Eddie, who just turned seventeen. That’s a long time between sons, but I’m on my second family. I raised Eddie after his mother left us many years before. I believe in privacy, so I can’t remember the last time I saw Eddie’s penis, but I know he’s circumcised just like I am. Between the birth of my oldest and newest sons— my first and then second family— I researched and learned about circumcision. The more I learned, read and talked to people about it, the more revulsion I felt at the practice. I learned enough to leave my newest son intact, and I also developed deep regret for thoughtlessly altering my first son without so much as asking his opinion about his penis”

We then ask, for the love of God, what is wrong with you, man?
He responds back with God, Christ?

“Fundamentalist Christians are always afraid to engage thoughtful secularists. They prefer to attack maligned minorities, like gay people or minority faiths, the powerless and those who can’t fight back. Because of this self-aggrandizing book, we now that the most cowardly fundamentalist Christians will even slander the dead.”

As Christians, we ask ourselves, when do we attack maligned minorities, minority faiths, or gays?

We just want OUR America back.

We want our kids to receive a proper education, citizens to receive affordable healthcare, our votes counting legitimately, and the never-ending inflation from the printing of money keeping us from being financially free.

Realizing we are going to have a really hard time having a meaningful conversation with the dude, we just pray he won’t end up as a teacher or as our commissioner.

Thankfully he said;

“although someday I’d like to run for my local school board, I doubt I ever will. The single biggest factor holding me back (in my own mind) is the fact that I’m an outspoken atheist. I’m not only “out of the closet”; I’ve also written quite a lot that can be mined for nuggets to discredit me as a human being.”

This may be a fictional imaginary nightmare, but those are Lungar Lyngar’s own words in his past posts.

There is soooooo much more.

It’s hard to decide what to put into each letter here.

But, bottom line, can you imagine what words he would say and actions he would take as our commissioner?

Let’s not find out. Let’s vote Jeanne Herman for county commissioner instead.

I’m sure you agree. We need OUR America back, not whatever Lefty Lungar Lyngar’s policies are.

Beadles

P.S

What does ole lefty Lungar Lyngar mean by, “Poor people, who can’t afford drug prices can always afford weed or hard alcohol?”

DISCLAIMER:
These thoughts, statements, and opinions are my own, not of any club, committee, organization, etc.